profiles



ADELE
Name: Adele

Nickname: 'fraid I don't have one *sulk*

Email: joxersamazon@hotmail.com

I am a... A Shempella

Birthday: March 01, '82

Age: 19

Location: Manchester, England

Profession: Admin Assistant *boring*

Declaration: "You're leading nothing but Jack and shit...and Jack left town" or "Hail to the King baby"

How I became a fan: Ted Raimi and then I became fan of Sam and then my friends bought me Evil Dead 1, 2 and AOD and I entered the Renaissance zone! LOL
Anything left out: "They call her Xena the champ, I call her Xena the chump"



AGRAHAM83@HOTMAIL.COM


Name: Aaron Graham

Nickname: Dylan

Email: agraham83@hotmail.com

I am a... A Shempfella

Month: August 05, '83

Age: 17

Location: Canada

Profession: Student

Declaration: "i dont want to belong to a club that would have me as its member"

Interests: Film, books, music and girls but not in that order.

How I became a fan: when i was 10 and my brother brought home evil dead on video. he then got me an army of darkness poster. ive loved raimi's work as a director and bruce campbell as an actor ever since. i just got interested in xena, and the other great shows coming from renaissance pictures.

Anything left out: cant wait to correspond with other fake shemps!!!!


ANDREW BENJAMIN


Name: Andrew Benjamin

Nickname: Ash

Email Address: hkb@nais.com

I'm a... Shempfella

Birthday: 2/3/87
Profession: Student

Declaration: Money is the root of life.

Favorites: Zombie Movies, Evil Dead "gang", Bruce Campbell, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, punk rock music.

How I became a fan: Internet Movie Database

Left Out: Nothing


ANNIE


Name: Anne

Nickname: Annie ( Great leap from Anne to Annie Huh)

Email: hyperbolic@mpx.com.au

I am a...: A Shempella

Age: D.O.B : 12th Oct 1971 ( October didn't exist in the drop down menu.. does this mean I'm 28 forever? ) [ooops! fixed it. ;) ]

Location: Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

Profession: Well all I can say is the church will fall down on me when i next go to confes... ohh sorry that was profession .. Ohh Umm.. lemme see.

Declaration: If something can be imagined, it can also be realised, Anything is possible.

Interests: As Bri and Josh and numerous others will attest to, I just like to talk and find out things. talk my way into or out of a nailed shut box right guys *g*

How I became a fan: I have this obvious waaayy left of centre sense of funny, which these guys tend to hit alot, what can i say their my kinda people! *heheh*

Website: http://members.xoom.com/GABRIANNE/dean1.htm

Anything left out: Above url has nothing whatsoevere to do with shemps in any shape or form , but nevere give up a chance of free advertising for ya own website i say..!



BETH


Your Name: Beth Smarr

Nickname: Beth

Your Email Address bsmarr@zoomnet.net

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:July 23

Location:West Virginia

Profession:Teacher

Declaration:Every day in every way I'm getting better.

Favorites: Ted Raimi, Josh Becker, Bruce Campbell, the rest of the RenPic crew, Sam Neill, Law Order, Homicide: Life on the Streets, reading, writing, gardening, my cats and dog . . . Do I have enough time to do all this?

How I became a fan: Ted? Joxer, of course, and that led back to seaQuest (long story) and to Lunatics which led to Josh and lots of others.

Homepage: http://www.zoomnet.net/~bsmarr/index.html

Left Out: Main Ted page - http://www.zoomnet.net/~bsmarr/ted.html

Main ROC page - http://www.zoomnet.net/~bsmarr/roc.html

Josh page (under construction)





BRI


Your Name: Brianna

Nickname: Bri

Your Email Address: bri@fakeshemps.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age: 21

Location: Southern California

Profession: I love you! Oh... wrong kind of profession.

Declaration: "The killing's gotta stop, esse. It's getting too loco. No more gats." -- Max Fisher “Rushmore”

Favorites: Aside from the obvious: David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Peter Jackson, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman (with or without the Oingo Boingo), Devo, zombies, BtVS, etc., etc. Color me geeky.

How I became a fan: I saw Evil Dead II and was forever changed.

Homepage: Some site called www.fakeshemps.com—don't bother with it, only real dorks go there.=D




BRIANNASLV@AOL.COM


Name: Brianna S.

Nickname: Bri2

Email Address Briannaslv@aol.com

I am... a Shempella

Birthday/Age: 30

Location: LV

Profession: Commercial Artist

Declaration: Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

Favorites: Josh Becker=) Ted Raimi, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Xena, Hercules, Lunatics, ALS, the ED movies

How I became a fan: Hercules, then Xena, then a lot of bills racked up at the video store




BRUCE


Name: Bruce Jones

Nickname: Bruce

Email Address jbjones@rentek.net

I am... a Shempfella

Birthday/Age: 35

Location: Detroit

Profession: Software Development

Declaration: Never trust a man who keeps his hands in his pockets and giggles a lot.

Favorites: Too many to mention.

How I became a fan: Met Josh around 1980. Met everyone else through him. Worked on many projects with Ren Pix Action Pics. Love the guys like brothers.



CATHIE


Name: Cathie

NameNickname: Cathie

Your Email Address cahcatkid@hotmail.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age: 03/29/77

Location: Califorina

Profession:Student, soon to be graduate

Declaration: "No matter where you go, there you are."

Favorites: So many favorites; Darkman, Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, and there are so many more. Yup yup yup.

How I became a fan: Evil Dead began it all baby!



CHRISTINE


Your Name: Christine

Nickname: of course i don't have one because my friends are geeks and don't give me one.

Your Email Address bcimiar@aol.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age: 8-6-84 i'm 14

Location: Long Island, NY

Profession: student, future filmaker

Declaration: "If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much, but if you've got 'em you might as well pull 'em up" - Bruce Campbell

Favorites: Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel, Ted Raimi, Josh Becker, Ivan Raimi, Robert Tapert, Joe Lo Duca, the Coen brothers.....etc, etc....

How I became a fan: Well I saw Evil Dead II first..but I love all the stuff those guys are involved with....

Have a Pic? nope

Have a FanFic? noperoo

Homepage: www.angelfire.com/ny2/bruceandthegang

Left Out: Shout outs to Sosha, Kristin, Cayley, Rachel, and Brianna (my best buds)



DARKTOWER14@yahoo.com


Name: Kristin

Nickname: sorry don't have one

Your Email Address DARKTOWER14@yahoo.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:4/23/84 you can do the math

Location:Long Island NY

Profession:High school student future writer and film maker

Declaration:I can't think of a good one right now

Favorites: Bruce Campbell, Sami Raimi, Josh Becker, Ted Raimi, Rob Tapert ect.

How I became a fan: Evil dead II did it for me

Have a Pic? nope

Have a FanFic? noperoo

Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/bcfanletter

Left Out: I don't think so



DARLENE

Name: Darlene Takagi

Nickname: Herkermer

Email: dtakagi@hotmail.com

List me By: Name

I am a... A Shempella

Birthday: January 24, '67

Age: 34

Location: Earth

Profession: Director/Writer

Declaration: "Life sucks, get a fuckin' helmet" Denis Leary

Interests: Filmmaking, writing and music

How I became a fan: more than likely when Ted played Pac-Man in Shocker

My Picture: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/4224/dot25.jpg

Website: http://go.to/stedenko


HEATHER


Name: Heather

Nickname: Lulu, psycho or dumbass (and that is what is said in front of my face)

Your Email Address: HMLanders2@aol.com

Gender: A Shempella

Birthday: April 14

Location: Melbourne

Profession: Musician

Declaration: My GOD what is that!

Favorites: Anything that entertains me! Like all music except that stuff that involves screaming until your eyeballs pop out - however, that can be fun to watch. (Yes, I am sick)

How I became a fan: Ok- my friend sent me a link to America the Fat. GOTTA LOVE IT. Been hooked ever since. Keep it up!




HOLLY BETH
Name: Holly

Nickname: Holly Beth

Email: HollyBeth0321@aol.com
holly beth
List me By: Nickname

I am a... A Shempella

Birthday: March 21, '79

Age: 22

Location: South Georgia

Profession: Homemaker (Ick!)/Subway Sandwitch Shop Employee (Help!)

Declaration: The only thing that stands between you and your dreams is fear.

Interests: PC/Video Games,Crosstich, Books, Music. Geez I sound dorky.

How I became a fan: My mother. She drug me into a theater when I was 13 to see AOD cause she thought it looked "cute" in the preview. I've been a fan ever since. Okay now I really sound dorky.




IVY


Name: Ivy A Mazin

Nickname: Mazin' Girl

Email: mazingirl@aol.com

Im A Shempella

Age: gettin up there

Location: NYC

Profession: Master of None

Declaration: She's figured out all her doubts were someone else's point of view. -- Green Day

Interests: Clive Barker, Gary Null, the Coen Bros, NIN, Spawn, Alternative Politics

How I became a fan: Evil Dead, American Gothic, da Bruce

Anything left out: : )



JEFF


Name: Jeff

Nickname: Andre Agassi V 2.0

Email: spoonjef@aol.com

I am a... A Shemfella

Birthday: September 22, '73

Age: 27

Location: The wonderful valley

Profession: Retail, how I loathe you

Declaration: "Gimmie some sugar baby."

Interests: Movies, reading, writing, catching reruns of Battlestar Galactica. My top 5 favorite films: Star Wars, Lawrence of Arabia, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jaws

How I became a fan: Watching Evil Dead 2 one day after school and laughing myself silly at the greatest line uttered in film history: "Groovy."

Anything left out: Remember shop smart, shop S-Mart!




JENN


Name: Jennifer Wilson

Nickname: Jenn

Your Email Address Jenn_ACK@compuserve.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:8/6/76 That makes me 23

Location:Ohio

Profession:Writer

Declaration:"The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning-bug." -Mark Twain

Favorites: I love all types of films from independent to big budget. TV shows I can't miss are Xena and X-Files. I'm often known to watch Jeopardy if anyone gives me a challenge. Let's see, my favorite actors...Ted, Lucy and, Renee of course!

How I became a fan: I'll have to say Xena Warrior Princess is what lit a fire under me to find out more about Renaissance.


Left Out: Whether I prefer paper or, plastic.

So... which is it?




JONATHAN

Name: Jonathan Littig

Email: LitDemon7@aol.com

I am a... A Shempfella

Birthday: May 16, '79

Age: 21

Location: Walpole, MA

Profession: Hostage Negotiator

Interests: Theatre, Film (Horror, Comedy, Indipendant, Noir) , Music (Guitar, Bass, Drums, Piano), Videogames, Acting/Directing/Writing

How I became a fan: Many things which are very important



J2MS


Name: Joshua

Nickname: j2ms

Your Email Address j2ms@usa.net

I am... A Shempfella

Birthday/Age: 23

Location: Colorado

Profession: Programmer

Declaration: dont let anything get you down, follow your dreams, have fun!, do what you want, ignore the older peeps, cause they dont know what they're talking about! last but not least.... censorship is really bad (better Bri?)

Favorites: Film: The Abyss

FilmMakers: I like 'em all

Actors: Like 'em all

Tv-Show: XWP, Xfiles, Friends, Frasier

How I became a fan: umm, Xena, Xena, Xena Enough said?

Left Out: I think Bri lovintat are the coolest people out there....



GARETH MYLES


Name: Gareth Myles

Nickname: Shempolio

Your Email Address Gaz_t_man@hotmail.com

I am... A Shempfella

Birthday/Age:20

Location:Northern Ireland

Profession:Actor / Director

Declaration:You ain't got sock you ain't got much ... etc ...

Favorites: Evil Dead, Raiders of the Lost Ark,

Bruce Campbell and Abbott.

Top tunes like Snuff, Rancid, NOFX etc.

How I became a fan: Saw Army Of Darkness at the local cinema and fell in love with it.

Have since then followed the careers of Mr Raimi, Campbell and Spiegel closly.

Have a Pic? www.compura.com/gaz/gallery/gareth.jpg

Homepage: Http://www.compura.com/gaz

Left Out: Everything seems ship shape.



GREG


Name: Greg Rogala

Nickname:

Your Email Address: grogala@niu.edu

My Name Gender: I am a Shempfella

Birthday: 5/27/75

Location: Il.

Profession: Student

Declaration: You can always make a deep intellectual conversation about a tomatoe.

Favorites: Evil dead series...(yeah right)

How I became a fan: It was Christmas, 1988. My cousin was spending the weekend at my home. It was my brother Jeff, my cousin (my second brother) and little greggy, thats me. I was in I think 7th grade at the time and new that I enjoyed films but never expected that later in my life I would actually be pursuing a career in filmaking. So, being the eternal influence that my cousin has on me relating to the arts, he convinced both my brother and myself to rent it from our local ma and pa video store; curently out of business due to Mr. Blockbuster and family. During an excursion of picking up our pizza, we took along my cousins BB gun to shoot peoples drive-way and patio lights out; me in back of my dads poo-brown station wagon, I myself, managed to damage a couple of bulbs myself. After this, but before we went out later, on foot, to shoot the neighbors lights out, we sat down to eat pizza and watch the Evil Dead 2. From that night on it left the most intense impression on me as far as the WHOLE filmmaking process goes. And that's how I became a fan.



LISA


Name: Lisa

Nickname: Lise

Email: piper13@alltel.net
I am a... A Shempella

Birthday: January 24, '78

Age: 22

Location: Las Vegas

Profession: Office Monkey / Wannabe Filmmaker

Declaration: "Workshed."

Interests: Main interest is film in general. I am an writer/director and FORMER actress. I also sing for FUN ONLY. Nobody actually wants to pay to hear it. Trust me. Other than that, I am a collector of knowledge, and human body parts. Uhm, whoops. I was kidding there, I swear.

How I became a fan: Well, I came way late in the game because I had nobody around to expose to the wonders of Shempdom. I started watching Xena in the first season, and although the initial reaction was, well, lame - I figured out that oh-so-smarmy, but subtle humor of Shempdom. After that, I watched Evil Dead and was amazed, astonished and uhm, flabbergasted. Sam is my directing God.

Website: http://www.shagpro.com

Anything left out: Uhm. Nope. You?



MAX

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Name: Max Russet

Email: mrusset@hotmail.com

I am a... A Shempfella

Birthday: May 27, '75

Age: 26

Location: Somewhere in the Mid-Midwest. Kinda like, right in the middle of the friggin country.

Profession: Out of work college grad with a degree.

Declaration: HHMMM, HHMMM.

Interests: Loosing my mind trying to get into this looney toon business.

How I became a fan: Jo-Jo the monkey, my fan-maker.

Website: http://truth_screamer.tripod.com

Anything left out: Must be nice.


NELL


Name: Nell

Nickname: Nell: Warrior Kibble

Email: BruceyLucy1@aol.com

I am a...Shempella

Birthday: August 05, '88

Location: Your dreams.

Profession: Illustrator, actress, webmistress extroidinaire.

Declaration: Hail to the king, baby!

Interests: Um....Xena, Bruce, anime (Cardcaptor Sakura), comics manga, various movies (particularly fantasy), Alexis Denisof....

How I became a fan: My sister introduced me to Xena and since then I've been an extremely dedicated Xenite. From there I became obsessed with Bruce. And Sam is dang cool, too :D

My Picture: http://www.bruce-campbell.com/img/films/hudsucker-proxy-03.jpg

Website: http://www.nellmedia.com/nell/

Anything left out: Kill 'em ALL!




PAJAMA PIRATE



Nickname: Pajama Pirate

Your Email Address pajamapirate@hotmail.com

I am... A Shempfella

Profession:inventer/wiseguy/chef

Declaration:"Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven!" or "I'm not affraid of death; I am affraid of murder."

Favorites: PeeWee's Big Adventure, Bruce Campbell and them fellas, Charlie Chaplin, The Marx Brothers, MST3K, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Pete Fountain, Louis Prima, Louis Armstrong, Led Zepplin, uh, ah that's enough.

How I became a fan: I first saw the Evil Dead and wanted more.

Have a FanFic? FanFic? What's a FanFic?

Homepage: http://members.xoom.com/PajamaPirate/Oatmeal.htm

Left Out: Yes, I like to eat hamburgers



PATRICE

Once upon a time...
Name: Patrice

Nickname: RicePat

Your Email Address: RicePat444@aol.com

I'm a Shempella

Birthday: June

Location: Calif.

Profession: Operator

How I became a fan: Bri
PATRICK


Name: Patrick

Nickname: Pat

Email: pkryon@surfree.com

I'm a... Shempfella

Birthday/Age: July 29, '81

Location: Near Denver Colorado

Profession: PC Specialist

Declaration: "Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen." -- Dr. John Markway (Richard Johnson I) from, The Haunting (1963 [the year James Hetfield was born])

Interests: Horror and sci-fi films, Metallica, Chevy/GMC trucks, Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, and computer programming.

How I became a fan: Xena, I used to watch it with a good friend of mine during off-hours in high school. For more than two month we claimed it was research for a "modern misconceptions in Greek mythology" piece.=]



PIXYEARS


Name: Trisha

Nickname: Pixyears

Your Email Address pixyears@yahoo.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:Feb 1st

Location:HB CA

Profession: Got one

Declaration: Don't feed the animals.

Favorites: Too many to list, but horror, romance, comdey. Movie wise that is.

How I became a fan: Brucey Baby! As I call him, just to annoy my husband! Hehe!

Have a Pic? nada

Have a FanFic? dos nada

Left Out: Todos sonrieron satisfechos.



RAE LYN


Name: Rae Lyn

Nickname: Aryzona

Your Email Address Aryzona@webtv.net

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:July 12th

Location: Bradenton, Fla

Profession: Sales and Acting I've started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Favorites: Ted Raimi, Billy Zane, Everything that which is Renaissance, Marco Sanchez, Xena etc...

How I became a fan: "Hello everyone. My Name is Rae Lyn and I'm a Joxerholic and a Tim-addict....

Left Out: can't think of anything off-hand.



REBECCA


Name: Rebecca

Nickname: Rebecca? Yeah, sure=)

Your Email Address ritamarlowe17@yahoo.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:4-5-81

Location:NJ

Profession:I'll get back to you on this one..

Declaration:  cococococococococococococococococococococo's

Favorites: Well, apart from the Raimis, horror films, Jayne Mansfield, and historical stuff.

Homepage: www.gurlpages.com/nolabel/ritamarlowe17/index.html



RENPICFAN@AOL.COM


Nickname: Renrenpicfan?

Your Email Address renpicfan@aol.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age: 36

Location: AZ

Profession: Business Manager

Declaration: ...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running...

Favorites: Lunatics, A Love Story/Josh Becker/Ted Raimi/Evil Dead II/Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell

Xena / Crew!

How I became a fan: It's Xena's fault!

Have a Pic? Me? Make a web page? Bwaahahaha! Sure...

Have a FanFic? Is that a disease, or what?

Homepage: See URL, hehehe

Left Out: The kitchen sink...



RHONDA


Name: Rhonda L. Mulvaney

Nickname: nana (my nephew gave it to me when he started to talk!)

Your Email Address nahnah28@yahoo.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:28

Location:Illinois

Profession:writer/fuse maker

Declaration:"Don't let anyone tell you who you are. Or what you can be. That includes family" Jett (Ted) off Xena

Favorites: Ted Raimi, first and foremost. Then Bruce. Then Sam. Then Josh. Probably in this order.

How I became a fan: I became a fan of Ted's first. Of course by watching him as Joxer. Then I started watching his movies. And that's how I started liking the rest!

Have a Pic? You wouldn't want one!!

Have a FanFic? uh, no

Homepage: don't have one either




SCOTTY


Name: Scott Dickerson

Nickname: "Scotty"

I am... A Shempfella

Birthday/Age:Oct79

Location:FL

Profession:Quack

Declaration:"So many movies, so little time!"

Favorites: Raimi, X-Files, Hitch, GORE

How I became a fan: Alamo Video, and a lota' spare time

Have a FanFic? nope

Homepage: nope

Left Out: Tons



TAMANDRA


Name: Tamandra Michaels

Nickname: Tam

Your Email Address TAMandraM@aol.com

I am... A Shempella

Birthday/Age:Sept 5/uh forgot

Location: overlooking San Fernando Valley

Profession: Art/Acting

Declaration: old fishermen never die, they just smell that way

Favorites: Renpics gang,Harryhausen,Clive Barker,Tim Burton,Danny Elfman,Stooges,Jackie Chan,musicals

How I became a fan: got into Elfman first,who turned me on to Evil Dead 2,then realized it was the same shemps that made Darkman, then Xena...and I was finally hooked. Also Sam,Rob,Josh,and Bruce for their unique sense of humor.